I kind of just said, aw, screw it, and just pointed the URL at Netlify. I mean, part of me is, honestly, like, why do I need a service to do this one silly let step for me, what's wrong with SFTP, come on, right? And then the other part of me is like: look, me, be lazy, it's okay.
So here we are. I'm lazy now.
I'm also not done with any of this but for now it's fine enough and I'm probably the only person looking at this anyway so like, whatever, man.